Tiny Ass Cheeseburgers

Happy Birthday Other Burg :)

So today is one of the tinyasscheeseburgers birthday! If you know her personally buy her a shot or two. If you don’t know her that well, leave some love on her twitter. I hope she has a great day :)

WOMEN BE BLOGGINNNNN

Thinking about pizza. Working on/queuing up some new posts for you. 

How are you, dear followers? How’s the wife? Kids? Mondays suck but wine helps. Anyway, 50% of Tiny Ass Cheeseburgers just said “The rap I wrote for my sorority pledge class is better than Lil’ B.” That may be the worst fucking insult Lil’ B will ever receive…ever. Seriously, we’d like to see someone beat that. Any takers? 

How Rappers say “I Love You”

Considering the lifestyle that rappers lead, filled with international travel and various girls throwing themselves in their paths, it’s no easy feat to distinguish yourself from hundreds of groupies. If you’re dynamic enough to command a rapper’s attention for more than one night you may have a shot at getting wifed up rather than being delegated to louwnt status.

Rappers are known as players, but they can be quite sentimental. We love that Jay-Z went from “Big Pimpin” and “Girls Girls Girls” to being Mr. Married. Do you think Beyonce makes him take out the garbage…? Anyway, once a rapper finds someone suitable enough to be their main bitch, they want to write about it (naturally). Here are our top 5 “I love you” lines:

5. “I’m realizing that you didn’t have to funk wit me/But you did, now I’m going all out kid/And I got mad love to give, you my nigga.” - All That I Need, Method Man

4. “She was the modern Isis, honey dog, she was priceless/Perfect definition what a wife is I like this/Showed me how exciting life is.” - K-I-S-S-I-N-G, Nas

3. “You look so good huh, I’d suck on your daddy’s dick.” - Me and my Bitch, Biggie

2. “How bout we start with a salad, a fresh bed of lettuce with croutons/Later we can play a game of chess on the futon/See I ain’t got to get in your blouse/It’s your eye contact that be getting me aroused.” - Mind Sex, Talib Kweli

1. “I swear you’re lookin prettier than ever, It’s got to be a prophecy for us to stay together ever more/For better or, less or poor, all worth the wait in buried treasure, X’s on the shore.” - Paris, Tokyo, Lupe Fiasco